To VICTORY, and GLORY!!!

Sooooo... it may have taken me a week or five BUT I made it to the magical land of 30 Word once again!!! I would have been here sooner if my mini map wasn't on the fritz and my faithful wombat companion didn't rummage around in the garbage can, eat an unidentified substance and ultimately contract food poisoning for a week but alas! I digress.

You know what who cares I'm going back to my epic escapade regarding my recent arrival back home (aka 30 Word). Twas a dark and snowy night in a magical land called Canada when I, and my faithful wombat Baba, of course, encountered a witch decreeing I was trespassing. I told her if she didn't have a deed or a restraining order than she could get fucked in or around the ass or taint area. "Come hell or high water," I said, "I'm passing through, dammit!" Well... she was a witch and literally summoned a tidal wave in the middle of this mountainous snowy region and a portal to hell which unleashed many a ghastly beast.

But the smell of my l'il wombats... um, we'll keep this PG for now... excrement due to aforementioned food poisoning was enough to ward off these hellish blaggards back to whence they came. And we were safe! Until we were hit with said tidal wave because we kind of forgot about it while we were dealing with hell spawn.

So we ended up in Alaska, god help us.

Join in next week for the next installment of my adventures!!!